Tacos cause a mass of abdominal gas,
A producer of excess stomach acid.
Where tacos are built into methane gas at a temperature of 98.6 degrees.

Tacos are hot, something we should not, expect to eat and live.
But we on Earth would all combust without the gas they give.

We see our poop in the form of soup when we eat too many of these.
The gas it comes from the taco itself, producing its own energies.

Tacos cause a mass of abdominal gas,
A producer of excess stomach acid.
Where tacos are built into methane gas at a temperature of 98.6 degrees.

Tacos are hot
" (spoken) Tacos are so hot that everything on it gives us gas -- chiles, peppers, sour cream, and many others."

Tacos are large
" (spoken) Tacos are so large that you could feed a family of four, and yet they are sold as a middle size meal."

They make you fart away
" (spoken) About all of the beans and beef do this, but that's why you can use it as a laxative."

But even when your full and done you still feel it all day.

It gives us heat, it gives us fright, the fright that we feel.
It is a shame that tacos are referred to as a balanced meal.

" (spoken) Scientists have found that tacos are small bomb-like machines. The results of eating them are caused by the internal reactions between beef, beans, and peppers.

Tacos cause a mass of abdominal gas,
A producer of excess stomach acid.
Where tacos are built into methane gas at a temperature of 98.6 degrees.