-> "Part Of This Complete Breakfast"
Original Song Title:
"Semi-Charmed Life"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Part Of This Complete Breakfast"
The Lyrics
Pour the milk and grab a spoon
I'm smiling, cause these grams, are golden
Finish the bowl, and get another
I love it, can't get enough of it
Cinnimin Toast Crunch and I love Honey Combs
What would I be without it? It's like a drug for me
I'm cooko for Cocoa Puffs, and Cap'n Crunch
You should see all the cereal boxes I go through
Can't stop no matter what you try to do
If I don't have cereal my day goes to the worse
I love those Rice Krispies, you can say it's a curse
And the sound they make, wow! It's divine
Just give me the bowl, if you don't, then I'll say...
I want Lucky Charms, Silly Rabbit,
Snap, Crackle, Pop! Baby, baby
I want Frosted Flakes, Kiss the Cereal aisles good-bye
Heart, Stars and Horseshoes
Clovers, and Blue Moons
Pots Of Gold and Rainbows and Red Ballons
Are my favorite sweets of them all
Eating all day, I weight about a ton
I won't stop, I won't stop eating
Grochery stores Give me my own aisle, and I love them for that
So now I'm stocked up, I wrote the check now I'm leaving
Then I go again, then I go again
To the
I go to the Market, I'm known as the City's biggest Cereal eater
How do I get myself in these pants? Heck, I don't know...
I want some Froot Loops! Tony Tiger,
Me want Honey Combs! Baby, baby
I want Cap'n Crunch, Trix and Raisin Bran, Cocoa Puffs
I believe cereal is the best thing in the world
If you don't think that, well then that's too bad
And if you do so, Well hey! We could be friends
For a midnight snack, guess what I have!
I bowl of cereal all right, all right
And then when I get full, I eat a lot more
The sugar in the cereal, seems to keep me alive
When I'm struggling to survive, those days I don't have my cereal
I'm addicted, I must confess
The marshmellows in Lucky Charms they pass the test
I'm round, around the belly, and I'll get more round every day
Yeah
All I need, is a bowl
Just like I've said all along
It's great, to stuff my face
with Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries
Yeah, yeah
And I'll eat them for all my life
So don't ask me to quit for a while
Because it's all right, all right
And I want Lucky Charms, Silly Rabbit,
baby, I want some Froot Loops
And some Frosted Flakes
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,
Oh yeah
I love cereal, you should know
I really love it, it's the one thing I desire
And I'll eat it and eat it up
Pour the milk, and grab a spoon, cause
I want Lucky Charms!
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