-> "Re-Elect Jimmy Carter"
Original Song Title:
"Help Me Find Jimmy Hoffa"
Parody Song Title:
"Re-Elect Jimmy Carter"
The Lyrics
He was real light-weight, a pathetic man,
And an epic failure all around;
A former U.S. leader
Whose rep is on the rebound.
I'm told he still could run for this spot again;
I wish he would, because maybe then
I would no longer be the worst they've ever had.
'Cause you see, if they re-elect Carter,
My regime is off the hook:
He'll do even worse, and his name they'll curse;
My misdeeds they'll overlook.
We've just got to get him back!
I'm all out of hope;
They're breaking out the tar and feathers
And a length of rope!
Go call Rosalynn;
We've got to re-elect Jimmy Carter.
My regime's lost in a tar pit of despair;
That's my effigy that they're torching on-screen there!
We're all out of pension funds and credit lines
While they're stabbing my pinata with pitchfork tines...
And if they had me there,
They would ride me on a rail out somewhere!
They say "He's worse than Jimmy Carter!"
But I'll soon prove that's not true:
It'll be a day of reckoning
With the nightmare he'll put them through!
We might get a surprise nuking from Iran;
He'd dither for ages daily on C-SPAN.
Go draft him! We've got to re-elect Jimmy Carter.
Re-elect Jimmy Carter.
Here's a trillion;
Re-elect Jimmy Carter.
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