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Song Parodies -> "Simply Me Vest"
Original Song Title:
"Simply The Best"
Original Performer:
Tina Turner
Parody Song Title:
"Simply Me Vest"
Parody Written by:
Paul Sta Without The R
The Lyrics
The string vest is a wonderful, often misunderstood item of men's underwear; it's the pockets of air between the string that keep you warm, in which case one could be forgiven for thinking that the white bits are a waste of time !!!!
I call you when i need you, when my chest's on fire
You cling to me cling to me, making me wild
You cling to me, cover ev'ry thing i need.......
Give me a lifetime of air pockets, you white cotton thing
Speak the language of love, translated in string
And you are so long, take my chest and make it strong, baby
You're simply me vest, you cover my puny chest
Better than any thong, even if you look like a net
You're stuck on my wart, you hang on ev'ry spot today
Can't tear us apart, I can,t get you over my head
In your string, I'd like to sing, ev'ry night and ev'ry day
In your size I get lost as I get washed each day
Just as long as you never have arms I can leave you on to wash my face...
'cos you're simply..etc.
It,s sublime when you leave me, I start losing control
At night I walk away from your threads and holes
I can feel you even when i'm alone, oh baby don't let go
'cos you,re simply....etc.
and ooooh......you're me VEST.
You cling to me cling to me, making me wild
You cling to me, cover ev'ry thing i need.......
Give me a lifetime of air pockets, you white cotton thing
Speak the language of love, translated in string
And you are so long, take my chest and make it strong, baby
You're simply me vest, you cover my puny chest
Better than any thong, even if you look like a net
You're stuck on my wart, you hang on ev'ry spot today
Can't tear us apart, I can,t get you over my head
In your string, I'd like to sing, ev'ry night and ev'ry day
In your size I get lost as I get washed each day
Just as long as you never have arms I can leave you on to wash my face...
'cos you're simply..etc.
It,s sublime when you leave me, I start losing control
At night I walk away from your threads and holes
I can feel you even when i'm alone, oh baby don't let go
'cos you,re simply....etc.
and ooooh......you're me VEST.
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Hi uncle paul this song is cool like your vest lol see you soon xxx
Another brilliant original String along with Paul. Poetry in motion, top marks.
This one is class.
Keep up the good work!
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