The Lyrics
You had your chance, took the stage, the spotlight gleamed so bright,
But what unfolded in those years, oh, what a frightful sight,
A chapter in our history that left us all perplexed,
Now let me break it down for you, the reasons you were hexed.
You're simply the worst, man, you are the biggest jerk,
Historians agree, your reign was just berserk,
From policies to scandals, a legacy so cursed,
You're simply the worst, the title can't be reversed.
Divisions grew, a nation torn, your words were like a flame,
Fueling hate and discord, leaving scars that still remain,
You sowed the seeds of chaos, with every tweet and spout,
A master of misinformation, spreading fear and doubt.
You're simply the worst, man, you are the biggest jerk,
Historians agree, your reign was just berserk,
From policies to scandals, a legacy so cursed,
You're simply the worst, the title can't be reversed.
You mocked the weak, belittled foes, with arrogance so loud,
Ignoring science, facts, and truth, you stood out in the crowd,
Your lack of empathy and grace, it shook the world around,
The damage that you caused, it's something that astounds.
Foreign relations strained, alliances eroded fast,
You played with fire on the world stage, a diplomatic blast,
From trade wars to withdrawal, leaving allies in the dust,
Your foreign policy was reckless, leaving trust to rust.
You're simply the worst, man, you are the biggest jerk,
Historians agree, your reign was just berserk,
From policies to scandals, a legacy so cursed,
You're simply the worst, the title can't be reversed.
And let's not forget the cloud of scandal that surrounded you,
From Stormy nights to shady deals, the list just grew and grew,
Impeachments and investigations, a constant state of strife,
Your presidency marred by a trail of legal life.
You're simply the worst, man, you are the biggest jerk,
Historians agree, your reign was just berserk,
From policies to scandals, a legacy so cursed,
You're simply the worst, the title can't be reversed.
So, take a bow and step aside, your time has come and passed,
The chapters of history will remember you, outcast,
You left a mark, a stain so deep, it'll take time to mend,
But we'll move forward, stronger now, and hope for better days ahead.