-> "Toothpaste Special"
Original Song Title:
"Red Light Special"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Toothpaste Special"
Parody Written by:
Alisha Coates
The Lyrics
Take a good look at it
Look at it quick
Might be the last time your
Breath smells like s***.
I'll let you have it and I
I wont tell
Because your bad breath is
Hotter than hell.
Dont go too fast
Dont go too slow
You got to let the toothbrush flow.
If you want to talk to me
Ill say hell no
Chorus:
Baby its yours, all yours
If you want it take your time
Givin you the toothpaste special
A dollar 99.
Baby its yours, all yours
If you want it better run
Look at your teeth
Shining at me
So just get your brushing on.
I know you dont want it I can see it in your eyes
Might as well be honest cuz your teeth were never white
Dont tell me your secrets cuz I dont wanna know
Their looking quite nasty so I want the brush to go
If you go too fast, it let you know
Cause you got to make it flow
Put in the flossing and you got the whole thing bro
Chorus
If you want it try to show it
Don't be dumb cuz you got to know it
I know you need it don't have to prove
But dont mistake me I dont want you smellin like shoes
I need someone with good taste.
Dont need someone who cant use toothpaste
You need toothpaste, just some toothpaste
Wheres the brush and the class
Why you smellin like a**
Chorus till fade
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