I fart underwater
I swam under the pool
I left my brother there
I got what I was cool
I sucked that hot air in
And rolled upon the steps
And burned by the chlorine
To be one of the kids.

I fart underwater.
I fart underwater.
I fart underwater.
I fart underwater.

I fart underwater
That weren't no easy thing
It's more than nature
It's like my destiny
I stood upon these legs
And held my head up high
Emerged from my butt
To start a new life

I fart underwater.
I fart underwater.
I fart underwater.
I fart underwater.

Life in the swimming pool
Just to be together
The pool forever
The spa forever
It moves beneath me
It pulls my body
My pulse beats hotter
So far from the water
I love to see the bubbles
In spite of all it's stubbles
I pray for clouds and rain
I pray to live again
I fart underwater
I fart underwater

I fart underwater.
I fart underwater.
I fart underwater.
Ooh...Ooh...Oooooooh...