Got a big truck, love my big flatbed
Loves movin’, and a-pickin’ up things
It’s a good trade, lots of that sunshine
Love garbage, though the engine pings

It’s a long day, when you’re always lifting
On the freeway, headin’ for the dump
And I’m a loser, cannot hold a real job
I’m a boozer, an addle-brain chump

But it’s cheap
Cheap hauling
Yeah, I’m cheap
Cheap hauling

All the winos sleepin’ in the gutters
Say “Hey, man, at least you have a job”
And no one hitchhikes- don’t want to ride with me now
I got a girl now, who’s just as big a slob

And I’m cheap
Cheap hauling
Sign says cheap
Cheap hauling

Cheap hauling, in my heap, hauling
Cheap hauling, in my heap, hauling

I wanna wash it, kill the aroma
I need a tune up, fan belt just broke
Need an o’erhaul business is slippin’
Pretty soon now, I can’t afford smokes

But it’s cheap
Cheap hauling
Yeah, I’m cheap
Cheap hauling