-> "Into the Great Fraud, Dopin'"
Original Song Title:
"Into the Great Wide Open"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Into the Great Fraud, Dopin'"
The Lyrics
(instrumental opening)
Barry debuted when I was in high school.
He went to Pittsburgh, and he broke on through.
The Bucs were really good through 1992.
His future was wide open.
He signed a contract the Giants could afford.
He launched some baseballs out of Candlestick's yard.
But Mac and Sammy were the guys fans loved hard.
This guy couldn't take it.
Into the great fraud, dopin'.
Launching balls into space.
Thanks to the great fraud, dopin'.
A rebel without a case.
Barry got some juice and soon we would see
he got pumped up and he launched 73.
Don't know 'bout you but it don't look right to me.
This guy's past the limit.
Trying to get the love he always has missed
he passed most guys on the all-time home run list.
His personal trainer is no ethicist.
That's why we're mopin'.
Into the great fraud, dopin'.
Make sure you touch each base.
Thanks to the great fraud, dopin'.
A rebel without a case.
Into the great fraud dopin'.
Don't count on Cooperstown.
Due to the great fraud, dopin'.
A rebel without a crown.
(instrumental close)
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