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Song Parodies -> "Miami Iminami"
Original Song Title:
"Ænema"
Original Performer:
Tool
Parody Song Title:
"Miami Iminami"
Parody Written by:
Red Rebel
The Lyrics
Bye-bye, L.A. Now, how about we do the EAST coast, boys?
Some say its end is near
Some say they'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope they will
I’d love the destruction of this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Phonies
Here in this toxic goddamn hole called Miami
The only way to fix it is to blow it out to sea
Any goddamn time, any goddamn day
Go and drown, I'll see you ’round the shore of Walker’s Cay
Enjoy your hookers and
Enjoy your condos and
Enjoy your money and
Enjoy your lawyers and
Enjoy your cocaine and
Enjoy your Uzi and
Enjoy your garbage and
Enjoy your car
It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Phonies
Here in this toxic goddamn hole called Miami
The only way to fix it is to blow it out to sea
Any goddamn time, any goddamn day
Go and drown, I'll see you ’round the shore of Walker’s Cay
Maybe an asteroid will fall from the sky
Followed by acid rain, hurricanes and tsunamis
Followed by sewage right up to their armpits
Followed by millions of horrified dipshits
Some say its end is near
Some say they'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope they will
I’d love the destruction of this
Silly shit, stupid shit
One great big hedonist snowbird distraction
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied
Go and drown
Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be
Go and drown
Screw Manny Diaz and
Screw all his friends
Screw all those gun-toting
Chuck Norris wannabes
Go and drown
Screw metrosexuals
Screw your hotels
Screw all you junkies and
Screw your drug smugglers
Go and drown
Screw smiley rich jerks
With hidden agendas
Screw these covetous
Addicted realtors
Go and drown
’Cause I'm praying for storms
And I'm praying for tsunamis
I wanna see the wall come in
I wanna watch it all fall down
God, please blow it out to sea
I wanna watch it go right in and out
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you blow it out to sea
Let’s make us a tsunami
Make them all flail and scream
The ocean won’t hear their cries
That’s what Miami really deserves
Welcome the change, my friend
I wanna see it all go out
Suck it out
Drag it out
Some say they'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope they will
I’d love the destruction of this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Phonies
Here in this toxic goddamn hole called Miami
The only way to fix it is to blow it out to sea
Any goddamn time, any goddamn day
Go and drown, I'll see you ’round the shore of Walker’s Cay
Enjoy your hookers and
Enjoy your condos and
Enjoy your money and
Enjoy your lawyers and
Enjoy your cocaine and
Enjoy your Uzi and
Enjoy your garbage and
Enjoy your car
It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Phonies
Here in this toxic goddamn hole called Miami
The only way to fix it is to blow it out to sea
Any goddamn time, any goddamn day
Go and drown, I'll see you ’round the shore of Walker’s Cay
Maybe an asteroid will fall from the sky
Followed by acid rain, hurricanes and tsunamis
Followed by sewage right up to their armpits
Followed by millions of horrified dipshits
Some say its end is near
Some say they'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope they will
I’d love the destruction of this
Silly shit, stupid shit
One great big hedonist snowbird distraction
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied
Go and drown
Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be
Go and drown
Screw Manny Diaz and
Screw all his friends
Screw all those gun-toting
Chuck Norris wannabes
Go and drown
Screw metrosexuals
Screw your hotels
Screw all you junkies and
Screw your drug smugglers
Go and drown
Screw smiley rich jerks
With hidden agendas
Screw these covetous
Addicted realtors
Go and drown
’Cause I'm praying for storms
And I'm praying for tsunamis
I wanna see the wall come in
I wanna watch it all fall down
God, please blow it out to sea
I wanna watch it go right in and out
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you blow it out to sea
Let’s make us a tsunami
Make them all flail and scream
The ocean won’t hear their cries
That’s what Miami really deserves
Welcome the change, my friend
I wanna see it all go out
Suck it out
Drag it out
“What South Florida needs most is a killer hurricane…”
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Great original song and one that's fairly impossible to parody, which you proved here. Except for subbing in "MiamI' for "LA", a few name drops and getting rid of most of the profanity, this is "Aenima". Sorry, no vote.
The original is an awesome song and when I saw someone had finally parodied it, I was excited. However, I'm sorry, but this was a letdown. Red And pretty much covered everything. I'll give it a 2-1-2.
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