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Song Parodies -> "Tryst"

Original Song Title:

"Bliss"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tori Amos

Parody Song Title:

"Tryst"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

the original (live version): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5rvEPS56Ag The first stanza references Mark Sanford. The third refers to John Ensign.
"People, I...
Met a honey..
I... ventured out to...
Chase an Argentine
Wondered where...
I had wandered out
Test paternity
With adultery
...On view...."

Ready as... it comes
Right now... taboo
We've seen it all
So maybe it's a tryst
Which they're all inclined, you see
This.. is a sure hypocrisy

"Lately, I've...
Hurt my family
With this one lady
I'll judge you but don't do as I do"
And I wonder if...
He can fabricate
Yet another... face
To strengthen his excuse
We know it's true
Impeachment's due

Ready as... it comes
Right now... taboo
We've seen it all
So maybe it's a tryst
Which they're all inclined, you see
Ready as... it comes
Right now... taboo
We've seen it all

So maybe it's the foremost tension
That their power drives, you see
A hot Latina who just entered his mind, oh yeah
A tarantella with your titillating side, and I said..
Ready as... it comes
Right now... taboo
We've seen it all
So maybe it's a tryst
Which they're all inclined, you see
This.. is a sure hypocrisy
Twist... of their moral lunacy

This..
A-byss
Of trysts...
(of... another kind)

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AFW - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good political parody
MrMacphisto - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW! :)
alvin - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
nice bit o' bashin'...love the OS
MrMacphisto - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin :)
Paul Robinson - September 02, 2010 - Report this comment
What alvin said. Nice job working with a very tricky OS. 5's ~ ~ ~

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