[Verse 1: Kermit]
You say you've been bad to eat the letters that I had.
And now you're leavin' me to be so stern.
Now you're drivin' me crazy, you could admit that it's sad,
Well, here's a cookie, find someone who'll learn.

[Chorus: Kermit]
Find someone who teaches the whole alphabet.
That'd be great for a reward you'd earn.
But don't you return back with that sorry look on your face.
Here's a cookie, find someone who learns.

[Verse 2: Kermit]
Cookie, I bought you a box, doesn't have any rocks.
It's an orange, are you unconcerned?
Now you guessed it all wrong, Cookie, it doesn't belong.
So here's a cookie, find someone who learns.

[Chorus: Kermit]
Find someone who's teaching this whole alphabet,
That'd be great for a reward you'd earn.
But don't you come on back with that sad old look on your face.
Here's a cookie, find someone who learns.

[Outro: Kermit]
Yeah, here's a cookie, find someone who learns.