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Song Parodies -> "Jim Bob's Sponge Pants"

Original Song Title:

"Spongebob Squarepants Theme"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

TV Theme

Parody Song Title:

"Jim Bob's Sponge Pants"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Perhaps the best invention sold via 3AM informercial! Original Song
Turn on Channel Six! (Infomercial!)
Where’s my wallet!? (I’M CARD CHARGIN’!!!)
Oohh…

Do you hate to get up when you have to pee?
JIM BOB’S SPONGE PANTS!
When diapers and Depends are too unsightly!
JIM BOB’S SPONGE PANTS!
You won’t be embarrassed when you have to piss
JIM BOB’S SPONGE PANTS!
Just squeeze ‘em right out and wear ‘em again!
JIM BOB’S SPONGE PANTS!

Buy now!
JIM BOB’S SPONGE PANTS!
JIM BOB’S SPONGE PANTS!
JIM BOB’S SPONGE PANTS!

“I WANT SPONGE PANTS!
AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH…”

*to the whistling*
Only ten-ninty-nine!
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0
Total Votes: 19

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Matthias - September 24, 2015 - Report this comment
So gross! Previously I would of looked down on this kind of behavior but I'd be lying if I didn't say that this parody didn't make me chuckle a couple times
Al - September 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Parody of the day!
Old Man - September 24, 2015 - Report this comment
This is far better than that annoying kids tune! 5s!
Annie - September 24, 2015 - Report this comment
lol! 5-5-5.
Jonathan - September 24, 2015 - Report this comment
where can you buy these? ...I'm asking for a friend of course... "blushes" 5's
Blaydeman - September 26, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Deceptively hard pacing to nail, but you did it marvelously. I just wish it was longer, because it's so much fun and so silly I just want more! MORE! What other products does Jim Bob endorse?
Agrimorfee - September 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Hehehe! My kid will love this! Now do a follow-up to the tune of "I Ripped My Pants" ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJP30BcNiVs
Troy - September 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Better than Depends! 5-5-5!
Max Power - October 05, 2015 - Report this comment
It wasn't yellow when I bought it.
bobpiecheese - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Interesting concept, pity about the limited nature of the OS, I weirdly wanna see how far you could go with it (like Jim Bob getting sued for someone mad about the pants not working for number two's, I dunno). For what you had to work with, though, this was pretty funny, 555!
Senile Culas - April 08, 2018 - Report this comment
I want to see this as a real life commercial. Then I would laugh and not stop laughing for weeks.

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