-> "You Took My Heart"
Original Song Title:
"You Took My Heart"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You Took My Heart"
The Lyrics
Ooooh, I'm undead, oh moan
You took my heart and ran away
You ate it like a fish fillet
I figured my life was through
Now I'm a zombie just like you
You took my heart and ran away
And then you came back for my brain
I figured my life was through
Now I'm a zombie just like you
You turned me into a meal
Seemed unreal to be your flesh fondue (aah yeah)
You stole my heart and you ran away
Now though I decay, I hunt for tasty brains (oh baby)
(My taste in what I eat has changed)
Now that I'm dead my tastes have changed
I drank Cabernet
But human blood will do, it never gets old (oh no)
They will run and then I'll pursue
You took my heart and ran away
On Halloween you found your prey
You made me your organ stew
Now I'm a zombie through and through
You took my heart and ran away
I was your ventricle souffle
But after you had your chew
I turned into a zombie too
My life has changed because of you
Now I eat freshly-gathered spleens
I go hunting all night through
Every skinny teen
Is my lean cuisine
(I never use a microwave)
'Cause it's fresh food that zombies crave
A trachea puree
I'll eat your torso through before it gets cold (oh oh)
I will always see you as stew
You took my heart and ran away
My body became your buffet
I guess what they say is true
'Cause I became a zombie too
You took my heart and ran away
But I will get one back someday
Or maybe more like ninety-two
'Cause I'm a zombie just like you
You took my heart and ran away
You left a hole to my dismay
Now people can see right through
So I'm a zombie with a view
You took my heart and ran away
I guess it just wasn't my day
I didn't die, I turned into
A hungry zombie just like you
Oooh yeah, I'm hungry
I don't know why I'm never feeling full
I'm thinkin' 'bout food daily
Pancreas parfait
Couple of eyes on the side
Chew your knee til you're an amputee
Spinal cord sorbet
So much that I haven't tried
Gotta eat, and you are made of meat
You took my heart and ran away
And now the world is my cafe
And eating folks is not taboo
'Cause I'm a zombie just like you
You took my heart and ran away
With both my lungs - a triple play
Then I rose and walked anew
'Cause I'm a zombie just like you
You took my heart and ran away
And somehow changed my DNA
I never have to use the loo
'Cause I'm a zombie just like you
You took my heart and ran away
Now I'm a Halloween cliche
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