Song Parodies -> "Get There in Time"

Original Song Title:

"A Thousand Miles"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Vanessa Carlton

Parody Song Title:

"Get There in Time"

Parody Written by:

Will and Brandon

The Lyrics

riding my bike around
Riding fast
Cars are passing
And I'm home bound

Staring blankly ahead
Just trying to
Make my way
to the bathroom

And I need to
let it go
And now I wonder....

If I don't make
It to the pot
Do you think it
Would leave a spot
I promise i'd
ride a thousand miles
If I could just
get there
in time

It's always times like these
When I think of pee
And I wonder
If i will be
the laughing stock

its pushing its way out
into my
underwear
that i bought yesterday

I couldn't take it
if i don't make it
And now I wonder....

If I don't make
It to the pot
Do you think it
Would leave a spot

Cause you know I'd ride
A thousand miles
If I could
Just get there
in time

And I, I
don't want to let it go
I, I
oh my oh my
I, I
Don't want to let it go
I, I
Don't....

Riding my bike around
Riding fast
Cars are passing
And I'm home bound

Staring blankly ahead
Just trying to
Make my way
to the bathroom

And I need to
let it go
And now I wonder....

If I don't make
It to the pot
Do you think it
Would leave a spot
Cause you know I'd ride
A thousand miles
If I could
Just get there
in time

If I don't make
It to the pot
Do you think it
Would leave a spot
Cause you know I'd ride
A thousand miles
If I could
Just get there
in time

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