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Song Parodies -> "Ice Reich Bases"
Original Song Title:
"Ice, Ice Baby"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Vanilla Ice
Parody Song Title:
"Ice Reich Bases"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
It would take up a huge amount of space to go over all the varied conspiracy theories over the German secret bases at the Poles during WW2- Base 211 in Antarctica (Neu Schwabenland) as well as Point 103 at the N Pole and the rumored continued secret war with the Nazis from 1945-the late 1940s in Antarctica and South America. However, there are many facts that go unexplained: the Nazi expedition to Antarctica pre-war and its claim over Queen Maud Land (renamed Neu Schwabenland), the constant U-boat trips to the S Atlantic (Argentina and Antarctica), the British pre-emptive occupation of Iceland ahead of the Germans in 1940 and the US presence in Greenland, the capture of German hidden meteorological stations near the N Pole by US forces, the Britsh and US forces that went to Antarctica in WW2, the forcing of Argentina to decalre war on Germany in March 1945 to allow the US to intercept German U-boats surrendering after WW2 at Argentian. Argentina's claim of Antarctica just after Base 211 was under construction and Argentine facilitating the SS and U-boats both during and after WW2. Then there is "Operation Highjump", nuclear detonations over Antarctica, Admiral Byrd's comments on UFOs in Antarctica and his seized diary and forced mental health military hospitalization (they shut him up fast). 54 U-boats also remain unaccounted for and 250,000 Germans escaped to S America during the war and afterwards although surrounded on 3 fronts and then occupied!!! The missing Reich assets and U-boat technology transfers to Japan remain largely secret too as well as Argentina's covert assistance to the SS and the role of Tierra del Fuego. Too much to cover here!!!
So, Students, let’s look at buried history
So, CIA, Let's get at it!
Ice Reich Bases, Ice Reich Bases
All right, listen up, this shit’s real interstin’
Reich came up with some really strange weapons
Expedition, pre-war to Queen Maud land
Nazis roamin' around Antarctica while makin’ war plans
Did they ever stop? No, they took possession
1939, war started, bold German aggression
South Atlantic journeys started, it was a scandal
Dropped off digging equipment and they started buildin’ tunnels
Dig, gotta finish those underground bases
German secret disc aircraft gonna fit in those spaces
hidden, when they landed at the southern base
Deep in the Muhlig-Hoffman Mountains, they certainly were safe
Bullshit or believe it, It can go either way
But the British had spies, MI5 didn’t play
They had an Occult Bureau, So, they could handle it
Created “Wraiths” from S.O.E., then decided to attack it
Ice Reich Bases, Students, Ice Reich Bases
Students, Ice Reich Bases, Students, Ice Reich Bases
Students…Base 211
Now that the knowledge is flowin’
The Nazis were smart and there’s somethin’ else worth knowin’
Turn to the Point 103, to the Point no mistakin’
Found at the North Pole through recon photo takin’
Detected ‘em, and their hidden meteorological stations
SS also made plans for Iceland and Greenland invasions
Did it work? Oh, hell no!!!
US was on a roll, captured Nazis in Greenland and at the N Pole!!!
U-boats down below
In South Atlantic waters and under Antarctic snow
SS Technical Branch on standby, waiting for technology
Did they stop? No- disc aircraft continued to fly
German transports, making wartime equipment drops
Supported by Argentina covertly, the supplies never did stop
Hitler was dead, 1945, but SS General Kammler was still alive
SS Technical Branch and secret Nazi technology survived
United States was mad, had a short temper
Sent naval assets to Argentina for postwar U-boat surrenders
Tore them apart, no disc components did they find
Along with British Intelligence, they lost their minds
Searched, but felt like chumps
But the US Navy in ‘47 initiated “Operation Highjump”
Back, to Antarctica they sailed
4000 troops, aircraft, weapons- to give any surviving Nazis hell
Searchin‘, Admiral Byrd lost aircraft and men
Headed straight for Queen Maud Land (Neu Schwabenland)
Provisions for 8 months, they suddenly turned back
Byrd was missing time, he couldn’t keep track
Reported to the South American press about Nazi UFOs at the pole
Had his personal diary seized was put in a US military hospital
If there was a secret, Yes, The CIA discovered it
Public would never read it though, because the CIA buried it
Ice Reich Bases, Students, Ice Reich Bases
Students, Ice Reich Bases, Students, Ice Reich Bases
Students…Base 211
Take heed, of the lesson I’m teachin’
Nazis had secret bases in so many regions
Neu Schwabenland reverted back to Queen Maud Land
But Base 211 had already been abandoned
Last message out of the bunker was to Tierra del Fuego
SS General Kammler just disappeared, where the hell did HE go???
Classified and denied, this is a hell of a cover-up
Maybe the Ice Reich technology went to Area 51, S-4
Disc aircraft EMG engines reverse-engineered by 1994
For 50 years the USAF called German disc aircraft a lie
But then admitted to them in 1995
But they never released any photos or solid information
Like how they functioned and where they came from
If there was a secret, No -- It remains a problem!
FOIA requests certainly don’t solve ’em!!!
Ice Reich Bases, Students, Ice Reich Bases , Students, Ice Reich Bases,
Base 211
[Admiral Byrd]
Nazis- Let's get outta of here! Heil to your Fuhrer!
Ice Reich Bases, Nazis bold, Ice Reich Bases, Nazis bold, Nazis bold
Ice Reich Bases, Nazis bold, Nazis bold, Ice Reich Bases, Nazis bold, Nazis bold
So, CIA, Let's get at it!
Ice Reich Bases, Ice Reich Bases
All right, listen up, this shit’s real interstin’
Reich came up with some really strange weapons
Expedition, pre-war to Queen Maud land
Nazis roamin' around Antarctica while makin’ war plans
Did they ever stop? No, they took possession
1939, war started, bold German aggression
South Atlantic journeys started, it was a scandal
Dropped off digging equipment and they started buildin’ tunnels
Dig, gotta finish those underground bases
German secret disc aircraft gonna fit in those spaces
hidden, when they landed at the southern base
Deep in the Muhlig-Hoffman Mountains, they certainly were safe
Bullshit or believe it, It can go either way
But the British had spies, MI5 didn’t play
They had an Occult Bureau, So, they could handle it
Created “Wraiths” from S.O.E., then decided to attack it
Ice Reich Bases, Students, Ice Reich Bases
Students, Ice Reich Bases, Students, Ice Reich Bases
Students…Base 211
Now that the knowledge is flowin’
The Nazis were smart and there’s somethin’ else worth knowin’
Turn to the Point 103, to the Point no mistakin’
Found at the North Pole through recon photo takin’
Detected ‘em, and their hidden meteorological stations
SS also made plans for Iceland and Greenland invasions
Did it work? Oh, hell no!!!
US was on a roll, captured Nazis in Greenland and at the N Pole!!!
U-boats down below
In South Atlantic waters and under Antarctic snow
SS Technical Branch on standby, waiting for technology
Did they stop? No- disc aircraft continued to fly
German transports, making wartime equipment drops
Supported by Argentina covertly, the supplies never did stop
Hitler was dead, 1945, but SS General Kammler was still alive
SS Technical Branch and secret Nazi technology survived
United States was mad, had a short temper
Sent naval assets to Argentina for postwar U-boat surrenders
Tore them apart, no disc components did they find
Along with British Intelligence, they lost their minds
Searched, but felt like chumps
But the US Navy in ‘47 initiated “Operation Highjump”
Back, to Antarctica they sailed
4000 troops, aircraft, weapons- to give any surviving Nazis hell
Searchin‘, Admiral Byrd lost aircraft and men
Headed straight for Queen Maud Land (Neu Schwabenland)
Provisions for 8 months, they suddenly turned back
Byrd was missing time, he couldn’t keep track
Reported to the South American press about Nazi UFOs at the pole
Had his personal diary seized was put in a US military hospital
If there was a secret, Yes, The CIA discovered it
Public would never read it though, because the CIA buried it
Ice Reich Bases, Students, Ice Reich Bases
Students, Ice Reich Bases, Students, Ice Reich Bases
Students…Base 211
Take heed, of the lesson I’m teachin’
Nazis had secret bases in so many regions
Neu Schwabenland reverted back to Queen Maud Land
But Base 211 had already been abandoned
Last message out of the bunker was to Tierra del Fuego
SS General Kammler just disappeared, where the hell did HE go???
Classified and denied, this is a hell of a cover-up
Maybe the Ice Reich technology went to Area 51, S-4
Disc aircraft EMG engines reverse-engineered by 1994
For 50 years the USAF called German disc aircraft a lie
But then admitted to them in 1995
But they never released any photos or solid information
Like how they functioned and where they came from
If there was a secret, No -- It remains a problem!
FOIA requests certainly don’t solve ’em!!!
Ice Reich Bases, Students, Ice Reich Bases , Students, Ice Reich Bases,
Base 211
[Admiral Byrd]
Nazis- Let's get outta of here! Heil to your Fuhrer!
Ice Reich Bases, Nazis bold, Ice Reich Bases, Nazis bold, Nazis bold
Ice Reich Bases, Nazis bold, Nazis bold, Ice Reich Bases, Nazis bold, Nazis bold
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"Ice", "Reich", and take your "base" ;-D All this Nazi history is starting to fascinate me! ;-) 5's!
Rob, this stuff is hilarious!!! How do you come up with this madness??? 555
Insomnia helps ;-D
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