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Stupid rumors
Stupid rumors
All right, think. What's the use of dumb rumors
Except to scare gullible consumers
And to freak out the folks on the street,
Spreading these rumors to all that they meet?
Will this ever stop? Yo, I don't know.
It all makes me want to blow.
Turn on the news & you'll see all the features
About KFC cooking genetic creatures.
They claim Bratney died late last June,
And that you'll die listening to some Ozzy tunes.
Deadly are some Judas Priest melodies.
Burgers that squirm made of worms are at Mickey D's.
Diss or believe them they're there just the same.
These stories abound. Now who is to blame?
If it's just a rumor, yo, we'll junk it.
Check out the myth while the experts debunk it.

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Now that we've got the ball rollin'
Let's tell the tale of the kidneys that were stolen.
You know Walt Disney? Well, Disney did coke,
Or that's what they say and they claim it's no joke.
College kids from our campus got wiped out
By some crazy guy just lurking about.
Now you know that if they say it, it's so.
Don't eat Pop Rocks with New Coke or you'll blow.
There is one thing guys should know.
You shouldn't drink soda pop that's yellow.
Red M & M's aren't fly. You eat them and you'll die.
Is that true? No, it's a big lie.
This couple went to Vegas to rest,
But in their room they found a guy in the mattress.
The guy was dead, bro.
Yo, is that story true? I do not believe it, do you?
Clues of Paul's death are there. You can see 'em.
Dillinger's member's in a museum.
Tommy Hilfiger is racist.
How do these urban legends always persist?
Nazis lurks on Disney World walls.
On Halloween you'd better stay clear of the malls.
Russians drilled right into Hell,
Or that's the tale that the tabloid tells.
I heard from a certain news source
How Keith Richards got purged of horse.
Some bubble gum contains spider limbs.
There's the one about the diver who went for a swim,
Scooped up from the sea and dumped in a tree.
It might be true, but it sounds bogus to me.
If it's just a rumor, yo, we'll junk it.
Check out the myth while our experts debunk it.

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Flash Mount is the place where the girls show it.
Eminem died last year just in case you didn't know it.
Downtown ghost hitchhikers always abound.
At least that's the tale that's going around.
There's the one about the tapeworm pill
To make you lose weight and it seems so unreal.
Those gossips must think we'll full of gullibility.
They tell it and we're supposed to be-
Lieve it without any proof,
Then spread it around like it's the gospel truth.
I say that I don't care a gram.
I do not care a mite. I do not give a rip.
I don't mean to whine & I don't mean to gripe.
I just cannot stand all this panicky hype.
If it's just a rumor, yo, we'll junk it.
Check out the myth while experts debunk it.

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Yo, man, forget all this crud.
Word to AmIRight.
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