Alright stop, grab a twinkie and listen
Cows are back for the cow convention
All my food grab ahold of it tightly
Eat like cows both daily and nightly
"will it ever stop?"
No...I don't think so
We gotta leave, to Hardees we'll go
To the extreme I'll eat my seconds and thirds
Talkin to Heidis with food between words

Dance! Shake your huge ass fast
I eat first, you eat last!
Deadly! Wobblin' left and right
You big fat slob with your clothes so tight
You want more, how much do you weight?
I hear sexis cows like to play

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Chow it Cowster
Stuff it Cowmeister
Eat it Cow-rino
Snarf it Cow-rama!

Alright, now to the kitchen I'm jumpin'
I got the crackers and the sqeeze cheese is pumpin'
You take up 2 spaces, and I'm not fakin'
Looks like you've ate too much bacon
You sat down and I heard a rip!
Whats that curve? (oh, it's just your hip)
Alright come on! Who's got the cupcakes?
No pop? Heidis, that's the breaks

Rollin' down my belly
The toast is in my hand but wheres the jelly?
All you can eat buffet - we chowed down
"Did ya stop?"
NO! I gained 10 pounds

Kept on...feedin' my face
They tried to stop me but I had my mace
....the food was gone so yo I grabbed my coat and left for....
beachwood ave
Now a sandwish I desire
mary's neck resembles a tire
Jealous? (of my shape of a pear)
I always made sure I got my share!
Ready! To eat at any time at all
We're "all around" just like an 8-ball
COWBELLS and dinner is served
Every which way but IN I curve!

Fallin' on our big fat ass
If I sit on you, your life will pass
I may be fat, and ribald
But there's worse things I could be called
Police on the scene!
So you start to book
But all you're thinkin' is "what's next to cook?"

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