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Song Parodies -> "His Reefer"
Original Song Title:
"His Cheeseburger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Veggie Tales
Parody Song Title:
"His Reefer"
Parody Written by:
Queen AmenRa
The Lyrics
He said to her, "I smoke the reefer,
And I snort some crack cocaine as well."
She said to him, "I do not do either."
And he asked her "Why not? What the h*ll?"
She said, "The crack would filthy my nose, now,
And the Mary Jane would screw with my brain."
He said, "Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!
But I've got a way to ease all my pain..."
He's got his reefer
His little reefer
He smo-okes you-oo
Yeah, he to-okes you-oo
Yeah, 'cause you're his reefer
His precious reefer
He smo-okes you-oo
Oh, he tokes you
And if the world suddenly ran out of weed,
He would get down on his hands and knees
To see if someone accidentally left their weed in the dirt
And he would dig it up for you!
Roll it up for you!
Light that dirty weed up just for YOU!!!
*whew* You are his ree-...fer.
And I snort some crack cocaine as well."
She said to him, "I do not do either."
And he asked her "Why not? What the h*ll?"
She said, "The crack would filthy my nose, now,
And the Mary Jane would screw with my brain."
He said, "Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!
But I've got a way to ease all my pain..."
He's got his reefer
His little reefer
He smo-okes you-oo
Yeah, he to-okes you-oo
Yeah, 'cause you're his reefer
His precious reefer
He smo-okes you-oo
Oh, he tokes you
And if the world suddenly ran out of weed,
He would get down on his hands and knees
To see if someone accidentally left their weed in the dirt
And he would dig it up for you!
Roll it up for you!
Light that dirty weed up just for YOU!!!
*whew* You are his ree-...fer.
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When the first line is so off and not funny it deserves 1,1,1.
I didnt think the first line was off. "Shut up, Stupid! You make me angry." Made me laugh. Cheeseburger is 3 syllables so you have to sing reefer with an extra e like ree-e-fer. 2,3,3
I like it! It's funny! But you didn't do the whole song...>:o I give you 4,4,4
I see you posted a thread complaining about how people complain about your pacing. I can only comment on this one, and 'Beauty & The Beast', because I don't remember the Skid Row Song. Hyphens don't mean much to anyone--if the song "demands" the right number of beats, you gotta just do it or it doesn't feel natural. Do you try singing (or humming) your finished work with a recording of the song? Keep practicing, no one's trying to pick on you here. :) I give you 434 here, just for picking on Veggietales--I can just picture that Spanish pear lighting one up!
As far as pacing, why not substitute "His Reefer" with "His Big Reefer"?
Funny, but sub heck for hell. Swearing is not appriciated by veggie fans!
Boy, that song is getting shorter every week.
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