Song Parodies -> "Heroes of the Bible! Theme Song"

Original Song Title:

"VeggieTales Theme Song"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

VeggieTales

Parody Song Title:

"Heroes of the Bible! Theme Song"

Parody Written by:

Phil Oslen

The Lyrics

''If you seen "Heroes of the Bible!" or nothing, enjoy this!''

Ok, Essie. It's time for the theme song.
Uh, yeah, Mordecai. What would I do now?
Hmmm... let's see. I know, you play the guitar.
But I don't have any hands.
Oh, you're right. Okay, okay, uh, you'd play this?
I don't wanna play that. I'll look silly!
Aw, come on. It'll be fun!
Nope, not gonna do it.
It's for the kids.
Oh, okay. But they'd better not laugh.
Alright, better getting out there!
If you like to talk to tomatoes,
if a squash can make you smile.
If you like to waltz with potatoes,
up and down the produce aisle!
Ahem. Excuse me.
Have we got a compliation for you!
Heroes of the Bible! (repeat x8)
Brocoli, celery, gotta be!
Heroes of the Bible!
Lima beans, collard greens, peachie keen!
Heroes of the Bible!
Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour!
Heroes of the Bible!
There's never-ever-ever been a compliation like Heroes of the Bible!
There's never-ever-ever been a compliation like Heroes of the Bible!
It's time for Heroes of the Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiible!
Aah! (look frightened)
(laughter)

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Heroes of the bible theme song - January 16, 2016 - Report this comment

Daniel thrown to the lions den God protects him David killed Goliath by a stone and the help of God Joseph forgave his brothers Esther was brave Heroes of the bible!

Fisher of Men - January 16, 2016 - Report this comment

Add Noah and his family for building of the Ark, Samson before and after his hair ordeal in killing Philistines, Moses for confronting Pharaoh and liberating God's people, Elijah slaying the false prophets, Mary Magdalene for not abandoning Christ when all of his disciples hid, Stephen for standing up to Saul proclaiming Christ and being stoned for his witness, and Paul for spreading the Gospel constantly beaten, jailed, and threatened with death. And there are plenty more!

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