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Song Parodies -> "No Life Whatsoever"
Original Song Title:
"I'm So Blue"
Original Performer:
Veggietales (TV)
Parody Song Title:
"No Life Whatsoever"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan Tayler Tomus
The Lyrics
If you liked the failed "VeggieTales" opening, enjoy this!
Now Sir Blueberry was a sad little berry.
He lived by himself in an igloo.
His friends would show up each morning at 8:00.
They opened the door to hear him whine.
I have no, no-no-no-no-no-no! I have no life whatsoever!
He has no-no-no-no-no-no-no! He has no life whatsoever!
Our foods got burned up into crisps, the oven broke again.
We couldn't help but our smoke alarm went off over our singing!
Let's stick our heads into the microwave,
and we will get a tan!
The wizard told me that I like green eggs and hamburgers,
in fact I ate them with mice, foxes and goats!
Also, I ate them in houses, boxes, cars, trees, the dark, the rain,
and on boats!
All our boats.
Just look if I ate the green eggs and hamburgers anywhere,
so I might eat them here or there!
I have no-no-no-no-no-no! I have no life whatsoever!
He has no!
I have no!
He (I) has (have) no-no-no-no-no!
He (I) has (have) no life whatsoever!
He lived by himself in an igloo.
His friends would show up each morning at 8:00.
They opened the door to hear him whine.
I have no, no-no-no-no-no-no! I have no life whatsoever!
He has no-no-no-no-no-no-no! He has no life whatsoever!
Our foods got burned up into crisps, the oven broke again.
We couldn't help but our smoke alarm went off over our singing!
Let's stick our heads into the microwave,
and we will get a tan!
The wizard told me that I like green eggs and hamburgers,
in fact I ate them with mice, foxes and goats!
Also, I ate them in houses, boxes, cars, trees, the dark, the rain,
and on boats!
All our boats.
Just look if I ate the green eggs and hamburgers anywhere,
so I might eat them here or there!
I have no-no-no-no-no-no! I have no life whatsoever!
He has no!
I have no!
He (I) has (have) no-no-no-no-no!
He (I) has (have) no life whatsoever!
copyright 1998.
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Jonathan - Vegetative (in the very best sense of the word)! Good job. ;D
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