-> "Vacuum Cleaner Offer"
Original Song Title:
"Everything You Want"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Vacuum Cleaner Offer"
The Lyrics
I've got a new shipment of dust-busters coming in
And odor-eater sprays that would blow your mind
But our vacuum cleaner is so much neater
It's the best and I'll tell you why
It cleans footprints and skid marks
You can use it almost anyplace
It's great for the kitchen and fine for the bathroom
It can even fit into a crawl space
It's everything you want it's everything you need
It picks up almost anything the maker's guaranteed
It can vacuum up stains in just about no time
But quantities are limited so it's time to buy
If dishes are broken won't fit back together
It picks up the pieces in seconds flat
Within the next hour you can purchase more power
But don't too surprised if it scares your cat
It's everything you want it's everything you need
It takes in everything from spilled soda to chicken feed
It does just as much work but only takes half the time
If you miss out on this offer won't you wonder why?
You won't have to fight to pick up dust mites
This vacuum here does so much more
Rids your home of mud miscellaneous crud
It's what the world's been waiting for
Litter box problems? This baby solves 'em
There's a number of color options too
And if you call in the next seven minutes
We'll send you a year supply of free shampoo
It's everything you want it's everything you need
You can use it in your garden to pull out all of the weeds
It you're tired of dirt and it's causing you to cry
Perhaps this vacuum cleaner would be worth a try
Is it everything you want? Is it everything you need?
If you haven't bought a vacuum
Then my advice you should heed
It does all the right things in a short amount of time
The only fault is that the price is somewhat high
Yeah it's really high high
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