“Harry's just a mild guy who can't stand the feel of cooking with some flair
I just want you to know there'll be trouble if you put spice in his food there”
he took a bite, started running ‘round
reduced to rolling on the ground The Day That He Ate Salsa

a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain
just a cussin’ all cusses that came to his brain
like a b!^(# he drank the raindrops, to dull the pain
a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain

no, we didn't know it yet, waiter didn't say in time
he mixed up our food, gave H. the platter, which was mine
after he came out and told us he got it wrong
H. all of a sudden, just kicked his dong The Day That He Ate Salsa

a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain
just a cussin’ all cusses that came to his brain
like a b!^(# he drank the raindrops, to dull the pain
a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain

then he threatened to sue, waiter said “you won't have to pay,
for this meal” now we never will forget that day
The Day He Ate Salsa

a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain
a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain
a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain
just a cussin’ all cusses that came to his brain
like a b!^(# he drank the raindrops, to dull the pain
a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain
a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain
a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain