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Song Parodies -> "6th Avenue Crotchache"
Original Song Title:
"6th Avenue Heartache"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Wallflowers
Parody Song Title:
"6th Avenue Crotchache"
Parody Written by:
Paul Wooten
The Lyrics
Thank God it's only make believe.....
Those bed springs, squeakin' loud
Girlfriend screeeeams, felt so proud
I had that girl, flat upon her back
But then those crabs, launched a viscious attack
CHORUS
Now the same crab lice that crawled off you
They crawled on me
Then they crawled on her...
6th avenue crotchache
Kicked me out, I'm homeless, man
She said "So loooong, now hit the street"
On her bed alone, with just her own hand
For 15 years, trusted no man
(CHORUS)
I make my home, on these streets
Hot cement burrrrns, shoeless feet
Subway steam, is now how I keep clean
Still nobody, stands next to me
(CHORUS)
Look through the window, of FISH & CHIPS
I won't let crabmeat, ever touch these lips
I still have bad dreams, trapped against the wall
"Bout those critters, they're all 6 feet tall
Their claws are monstrous, pinchin' right through cars
They're after me, I just scream on
(CHORUS)
Girlfriend screeeeams, felt so proud
I had that girl, flat upon her back
But then those crabs, launched a viscious attack
CHORUS
Now the same crab lice that crawled off you
They crawled on me
Then they crawled on her...
6th avenue crotchache
Kicked me out, I'm homeless, man
She said "So loooong, now hit the street"
On her bed alone, with just her own hand
For 15 years, trusted no man
(CHORUS)
I make my home, on these streets
Hot cement burrrrns, shoeless feet
Subway steam, is now how I keep clean
Still nobody, stands next to me
(CHORUS)
Look through the window, of FISH & CHIPS
I won't let crabmeat, ever touch these lips
I still have bad dreams, trapped against the wall
"Bout those critters, they're all 6 feet tall
Their claws are monstrous, pinchin' right through cars
They're after me, I just scream on
(CHORUS)
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Now THIS is funny.lol How you think of this stuff...I'll never know.Great job Paul.. : )
I was curious about the title...this is all nightmaridh and good!
Birg, just woke up in a crabby mood one day......:) Adagio, thank you for stopping in!
Hehe... :-D
OMG Paul, very funny!! ;)
Rose, thank you for reading this, and voting. Much appreciated!
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