-> "The Hoof Life"
Original Song Title:
"The Good Life"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Hoof Life"
The Lyrics
When I look in the mirror
I'm apalled at what I see
Tell me who's that Wonder Bread
Glaring back at me?
Blinging, but I'm white, never shanked in a fight
I got a pimpin' cane, but I don't work it right
Rhymin' like a noob,
But think that I'm Ice Cube
Excuse the biatch'in
Can't help but complain
I shouldn't be rapping
Ditch this dumb stage name
As all the cash I make, goes to a fake
And all the cars I drive, got rims and all of that jive
And who gave me my fame?
Some schmuck at MTV...
I don't wanna be a gangsta anymo'
I spent a year or two just hanging out wit my ho's
Gettin' booty, half-assing rhymes all of the time
I'm simply not down with the hood life
It's time I got back
It's time I got back
I've been rapping even though I'm not really black
A straight ghetto hack, yeah!
Screw this rap, I've had it! (I've had it!)
I aint no Eazy-E
I'm a fake, I'm a tool - but bling like Mr. T
I ain't never been shot at all
Never shot nobody
I never stormed the Grammys cause they did not award me**
I don't wanna be a gangsta anymo'
I spent a year or two just hanging out wit my ho's
Gettin' booty, half-assing rhymes all of the time
I'm simply not down with the hood life
It's time I got back
It's time I got back
I've been rapping even though I'm not really black
A straight ghetto hack
(Break)
...It's time I got back
It's time I got back
I've been rapping even though I'm not really black
A straight ghetto hack
I don't wanna be a gangsta anymo'
I spent a year or two just hanging out wit my ho's
Gettin' booty, half-assing rhymes all of the time
I'm simply not down with the hood life
It's time I got back
It's time I got back
I've been rapping even though I'm not really black
A straight ghetto hack
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