[Verse 1: Matthew Madson]
What's with ol' Minnie loving her friend?
Why do they both go on dates?
What did we ever do to Minerva,
That made her go insane?

[Pre-Chorus: Matt Hanley, Matt Madson]
Woo-hoo, but Minnie is his,
Woo-hoo, and Mickey is hers,
Woo-hoo, so let's all fly like birds.

[Chorus: Matt Madson]
Woo-ee-ooh, Mickey was voiced by Wayne Allwine,
Minnie's voiced by Russi Taylor too.
I don't care what we say about them anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.

[Verse 2: Matt]
Don't you ever fear, Matthew is near,
I know that you're both mice.
You wear the red shorts, wear yellow shoes,
And she wears her red dress.

[Pre-Chorus: Matt Hanley, Matt Madson]
Woo-hoo, Minnie is his,
Woo-hoo, and Mickey is hers,
Woo-hoo, so let's all fly like birds.

[Chorus: Matt Madson]
Woo-ee-ooh, Mickey was voiced by Wayne Allwine,
Minnie's voiced by Russi Taylor too.
I don't care what we say about them anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.

[Bridge: Matt Hanley and Matt Madson]
Stomp! Stomp!
Here it comes again.
Another stomp now, not that again.
Oh no! What do we do?
Little mice, run away from Sue,
I can't wait and I can't drive,
What's a matter, Min, your heart gonna thrive?
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter, you?
What's a matter, Marty, you feelin' blue? Oh-oh.
(Yeah, let's all fly like birds,
Let's all fly like birds)

[Chorus: Matt Madson]
Woo-ee-ooh, Mickey was voiced by Wayne Allwine,
Minnie's voiced by Russi Taylor too.
I don't care what we say about them anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.
I don't care 'bout that.
I don't care 'bout that.
I don't care 'bout that.