Im drivin a bus
Drivin a big ol bus
Pedal to the floor an I already jammed the door
Rollin down the highway until my coffee break
Drivin a bus with my allstars on

My diesel bus is northward bound
Its time to put that window down
Just watchin as the houses go flyin by
Im carrying eighty kids with me
But its sure hard to bend my knee
Cause I tripped on the stairs gettin on the bus

Oh I always gotta check the kids in that rear view mirror
And my black scratchy seat belt fits so tight
Im strippin gears and hualin kids
Well I sure hope I dont loose my ebay bids
Lord please don't let my pay check be too late

Because im drivin a bus
Drivin a big ol bus
Smoking up my tail and my emergency door is stuck
Got these 6 wheels a rollin until my coffee break
Drivin a bus with my allstars on

Oh, I don't mind when my kids are throwin stuff out the windows
And my milk crate seat don't bother me too much
But when I hit the school speed bump
My old greasy engine starts to thump
Keep pressing all the buttons for the lights

But still im drivin a bus
Drivin a big ol bus
Headin towards the school, and i almost hit a buck
Wearin Dickies pants with grease and lots a holes
While im drivin a bus with my allstars on

Im drivin a bus
Drivin a bus
Got some kids carry and some oil leaks left to plumb
And im late for my appointment at the inspection station
So ill be drivin a bus with my allstars on