Down in times square all the workers were filming TRL,
For the good gentile girls and the good gentile boys,
When Carson Daily busted in nearly scared us half to death
With a rifle in his hand and cheep whiskey on his breath
From his head to his toe he was coverd in ammo
Like a like a big fat drunk disguntled cheepass rambo
And he smiled and he said with a twinkle in his eye
I'm gonna host TRL then your all gonna die

The night Carson went crazy
The night the tool went insane
Realized hes Dick Clark minus 6 decades
Something finaly must have snaped in his brain

Well the Backstreet Boys are gone now he decided to bomb them
Everywhere you'll find peices of Nick and AJ
And he tied up Limp Bizkit and he held N'sync hostage
And he ground up ole Fred Durst into dumbass sausage

He got Chris and Joey with an old german luger
And he slashed up Justin just like Freddie Kruger
And he picked up a chainsaw and decapitated Briteny
And he ripped off her lips and said her your tits are fake

The night Carson went crazy
The night the tool went insane
Realized he's Dick Clark minus 6 decades
Something finaly must have snaped in his brain

There's the national guard and the FBI
There's a man on the eyewitness news with heliocopters circling around in the sky
And the bullet supply and the body counts rising
And everyone's dyin to know oh Carson why

my my my my my my you used to be such a jolly guy

Yes Virginia now Carson Daily's dead
Some guys from the swat team blew a hole in his head
Yes little friend now don't you cry no more tears
There are lots of other guys who can hot 10 video's in an hour

But now Gidion's in therapy and suchin's still nervous
and the survivors all got jobs working for the postal service
and they say Mtv is on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights

Let's talk about the night Carson went crazy
The night the tool went insane
Realized he's Dick Clark minus 6 decades
Something finaly must have snaped in his brain
Wo something finaly must have snaped in his brain
Tell ya something finaly must have snaped in his brain