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Song Parodies -> "Candy Bars"
Original Song Title:
"Phony Calls"
Original Performer:
Weird Al Yankovic
Parody Song Title:
"Candy Bars"
Parody Written by:
Erik "Taz" Mokracek
The Lyrics
Max Just Lost All His Baby Teeth,
And Put Them Under His Pillow At 7 PM;
He Drifts Off To Sleep At Half Past 10;
New Teeth Went In Their Places,
Charles Barkley Comes In A Limousine At Half Past 10;
And Puts Boxes All Over His Room At Midnight;
Max Got Tons Of Candy Bars,
All Names From All The Top 4 Brands,
All Flavors And All Names Of The 4 Brands,
Look At All The Boxes He Got;
He Whispers What He Got In Emmy's Ear,
Then She Really Begins To Giggle,
(Emmy Giggling)
It Makes Emmy Wonder What Max Is Talking About,
And It Makes Max Want To Wiggle,
Max Sits Down In His Chair,
And Colors With Emmy
And They Both Share A Giggle,
While Coloring And Sitting In Their Chairs;
Max Got Tons Of Candy Bars,
Assorted Ones From All 4 Top Selling Brands;
He Gets More Boxes Every Day.
From Charles Barkley's Limo;
(Limo Drives Away)
Max And Emmy: I Wish, I Wish With All My Heart, To Fly With Dragons In A Land Apart
(Max Whispers The Secret In The Dragons' Ears)
(Dragons Giggling)
Max Got Tons Of Candy Bars,
Assorted Ones From All Th4 Top Selling Brands,
He Hidesd Them In The Playroom Closet,
And Emmy Really Begins To Giggle,
Max Got Tons Of Candy Bars,
All Names From All The Top 4 Brands,
All Flavors And All Names Of The 4 Brands,
Look At All The Boxes He Got;
(Repeat To Fade)
And Put Them Under His Pillow At 7 PM;
He Drifts Off To Sleep At Half Past 10;
New Teeth Went In Their Places,
Charles Barkley Comes In A Limousine At Half Past 10;
And Puts Boxes All Over His Room At Midnight;
Max Got Tons Of Candy Bars,
All Names From All The Top 4 Brands,
All Flavors And All Names Of The 4 Brands,
Look At All The Boxes He Got;
He Whispers What He Got In Emmy's Ear,
Then She Really Begins To Giggle,
(Emmy Giggling)
It Makes Emmy Wonder What Max Is Talking About,
And It Makes Max Want To Wiggle,
Max Sits Down In His Chair,
And Colors With Emmy
And They Both Share A Giggle,
While Coloring And Sitting In Their Chairs;
Max Got Tons Of Candy Bars,
Assorted Ones From All 4 Top Selling Brands;
He Gets More Boxes Every Day.
From Charles Barkley's Limo;
(Limo Drives Away)
Max And Emmy: I Wish, I Wish With All My Heart, To Fly With Dragons In A Land Apart
(Max Whispers The Secret In The Dragons' Ears)
(Dragons Giggling)
Max Got Tons Of Candy Bars,
Assorted Ones From All Th4 Top Selling Brands,
He Hidesd Them In The Playroom Closet,
And Emmy Really Begins To Giggle,
Max Got Tons Of Candy Bars,
All Names From All The Top 4 Brands,
All Flavors And All Names Of The 4 Brands,
Look At All The Boxes He Got;
(Repeat To Fade)
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Weird Al's "Phony Calls" is a parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC. That being the case, you should probably put it like: Original Song Title: Waterfalls Original Performer: TLC Just thought I'd tell you in case you didn't know.
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