Got a job at a local office.
And I really like this place.
I got my, my very own Gateway computer.
And a very large parking space.

Got a mouse and keyboard with my name right on it.
Big bulky keys, so everyone knows it's mine.
Don't even touch it cause I'll hurt you.
And I'm watching you so don't be stupid.

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I'm programming on a computer.
Watch out it's the programmer.
Nose against the monitor it feels alright.
Look out, it's the programmer. Here we go.

I like to see my boss get happy.
So I can get a promotion.
Every day it isn't hectic.
There isn't any commotion.

Well do I smell a fried motherboards?
This is my lucky day!
I'll fix them up and then get paid a lot of money!
One more minute, just one more board to fix...
I'll always fix them. Yeah, I'll always fix them!

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Sometimes I can't believe that I know C++.
Sometimes I can't believe how many boards are fried.
Sometimes I tell myself "This is not my beautiful keyboard"
Sometimes I tell myself "This is not my beautiful mouse"

Nobody cares about my work and that's just fine with me.
I fix so many things here that I just don't ever wanna leave.

I can program the computer to do anything.
Maybe one day I can meet Bill Gates or Steve Jobs.
Ay I think I made a big mistake?
Why there a blue screen. WHY IS THERE A BLUE SCREEN?!

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