Grunge sat alone in a Seattle park
With its clothing and grungy guitars
Don't throw things that belong to you
Who misses the 90s anyway, no idea

It's grunge, it's grunge, it's grunge
Who's brought that back
It's grunge, it's grunge, it's grunge
I'm not from Tacoma

Grunge was married to Adam Sandler
Watched all his comedy and had 7 kids
I know it's not easy to be a Jew
But Eddie Vedder does sing like a Jew
Believe me

It's grunge, it's grunge, it's grunge
I suffer from AIDS
It's grunge, it's grunge, it's grunge
Seattle is nice

(Laughs): hell yeah

Grunge, grunge, grunge, grunge
Run like the wind, now grunge
Grunge, grunge, grunge, grunge,
It's not the 90s anymore, grunge
Woah

Grunge was a Seattle celebrity
It mattered most about Kurt Cobain
Wanting more shotguns than Seattle bands
Plaid shirts aren't that keen anymore
Woah, yeah

It's Britpop, it's britpop, it's britpop
We have moved on
It's britpop, it's nu-metal, it's rap
No Counting Crows

Is this grunge sat on my back, I don't know
Is this grunge writing a song. I don't know
Is this grunge sitting alone, I don't know oh
Is this grunge speaking to me, I don't know
And that's all about the 90s
What a knob