-> "Trigger Warning"
Original Song Title:
"Trigger Happy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Trigger Warning"
The Lyrics
Trigger warning!
Trigger warning!
I'm a Social Justice Warrior, I'm with Bernie and it feels all right
Universal Basic Income's what I dream of each and every night
On the net I chase the haters
I do mock quotes and check context later
You might need a warning, trigger warning interlinear
Yes we can hit the Ladies' Room, hirs got a Constitutional Right
And our Pussy Hats are ready if SCOTUS aborts us tonight
Galactic Brains grow from our Soy Milk Lattes
And Hollywood supports our Bechdel screenplays
There will be trigger warnings, trigger warnings everyplace
Triggered, triggered easy
Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy
Triggered, triggered easy
Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy
Triggered, triggered easy
Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy
If your words are wrong - we've got grammar coppers aiming your way
Oh, I accidentally blocked bae last week on Instagram
I mistook her bashing jews for a trumptrain nazi harangue
Now why'd she have to kick my pair?
It was just a Trump Derangment flare
You know I need the warnings, trigger warnings everywhere
Oh, I still haven't figured why my girlfriend's boyfriend called me git
She demands to fool around and I'm quite OK with it
Stronger Together in and out of bed
The other simps here let me blow them instead
So There! Trigger warnings, trigger warnings get you ahead
Triggered, triggered easy
Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy
Triggered, triggered easy
Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy
Triggered, triggered easy
Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy
If you laugh at us - you're a sexist f*cking nazi, we say!
Come on and outlaw Russia - why does the Congress snooze?
Is there just AOC to counter Alt-Right memes that ooze?
Gotta combat Global Warming, so we're clicking all petitions in sight
Always praying some influencer fix the Climate tonight
We're always ready for some photo-ops
By breaking wind against the bastard cops
They have us triggered easy, triggered easy on the streets
Triggered, triggered easy
Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy
Triggered, triggered easy
Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy
Triggered, triggered easy
Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy
If you laugh at that - you're deplorable in every way!
If you laugh at tweets - you're a troll and we will find you one day!
If you laugh at all - education camps are coming your way!
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