Oh my story my story it's all made up events
Ever since I saw him singing the Elements
I loved the way he rapped Alphabet Aerobics on Fallon
I think he's so versatile he should be Weird Alin'
They love his brooding charm & his blue eyed stare

So I want to be played by Harry Potter
We're all crazy about that Harry Potter
My life was always calm but now it's notta
Cause I want to be played by Harry Potter


Now every time I see him he's looking so trim
It must never suck to be energetic like him
What a talent to have Finch's success
Dressed the same every to avoid the press
His fans can't get enough of his humble demeanor
Like he's some acting genius and not a child star wiener


So I want to be played by that Harry Potter
We all got a thing for that Harry Potter
Tell me what talent he hasn't gotta
Now I want to be played by....
I said I said I want to be played by Harry Potter
Get head over heels for that Harry Potter
Acting styled he has a lotta
Cause I want to be played by Harry Potter

Well I knew he was definitely the guy
When he saw the old trailer on Funny or Die
Now you have to have some adoration
For the unjaded dedicated underrated animated
Spokesman for the LGBTQ generation

Now don't drink that much & I don't have a scandal
But I made up a wild life for the Roku Channel
I don't get caught up in the money & fame
And I know he also can play that game
Let's just see how sweet he'll get
We start visiting the talk show sets

Well I had to be played by Harry Potter
We're all crazy about that Harry Potter
Once I was innocent but now I'm notta
Cause I got to be played by
I said I said I got to be played by Harry Potter
Why'd I have to pick Harry Potter?
You like us both I guess you really gotta
Cause I got to be played by Harry Potter