Song Parodies -> "My Baby's in Love with Harry Potter"

Original Song Title:

"My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"My Baby's in Love with Harry Potter"

Parody Written by:

Nogard

The Lyrics

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more
Ever since she saw his face in that old bookstore
She says she's sorry for his past, 'cause it's really sucky
She thinks he's so multidimensional and very lucky
She likes his broomstick and his green-eyed stare
Yeah, she even likes his ridiculous black hair

Well, my baby's in love with Harry Potter
She's all crazy 'bout that Harry Potter
Once she was mine, but now I'd better have forgot her
'Cause my baby's in love with Harry Potter

Now, lots of times I see him, well, he looks so thin
I guess it really must suck to be a big star like him
What a pain in the butt to have so much success
Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press
But my girl can't get enough of his shining demeanor
Like he's some big tortured genius and I'm some kinda wiener

Well, my baby's in love with Harry Potter
She's got a thing for that Harry Potter
Just because You-Know-Who killed his mother
Now my baby's in love with

I said I said I said my baby's in love with Harry Potter
Head over heels for that Harry Potter
I can't believe it, she says there's no one hotter
Now my baby's in love with Harry Potter

I knew we were headin' for apocalypse
When she caught me checkin' out the new broomsticks
Now she's got an unrequited adoration
For the gifted, scarred, kindhearted slythy-hated
Hero for the second magic generation

Well, I'm not in Gryffindor and I don't play Quidditch
And there is nothing that rhymes with Quidditch
And I just can't compete with all that money and fame
But I know two can play at this kinda game
Yeah, well, just how jealous she'll get, we'll see
When I start stalking Granger, Hermione

Well, my baby's in love with Harry Potter
She's all crazy 'bout that Harry Potter
Once she was mine but now I'd better have forgot her
'Cause my baby's in love with
I said I said I said my baby's in love with Harry Potter
Why'd she have to fall for that Harry Potter
If she wants to leave me, I guess that he's got her
'Cause my baby's in love with Harry Potter

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Regos the Sane - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Apart from the fact that using Weird Al's songs kind of defeats the purpose of parody, half the song is the same as the original and the rest is mostly changing a few words to give the same song a different context.

neminem - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Ditto'd. I made the same mistake once - if you write a parody on a topic that's too similar to the topic of the original song, it won't be very funny because it'll basically sound like it still *is* the same song. This happens here.

Agrimorfee aka Simon Cowell - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Absolute agreeance (but there is nothing wrong with parodying a Weird Al original). There is nothing funny here. And saying "nothing... rhymes with Quidditch" is just lazy songwriting.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm sure no-one would complain about 'spinach' or 'vicious' etc, and combining two words to rhyme would work, such as 'my eye has a lid itch'. And 'dragon' backwards? Meh, man. Totally meh.

Nogard - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

"if you write a parody on a topic that's too similar to the topic of the original song, it won't be very funny because it'll basically sound like it still *is* the same song." I didn't think about that, thanks. I thought that the Quidditch thing would be funny, a kind of "not expecting that" sort of thing. I've used this username since I was 10, I feel like "Nogard" is my online personality, I'd feel weird using anything else. Thanks for the honesty.

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