Down in California, Marilyn Manson was making noise
For the bad teenage girls and the bad angry boys
When Scott busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap tequila on his breath
From his head to his boots he was covered in ammo
Like a green-haired disgruntled guitarist Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Nice to see ya again - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Scott went crazy
The night Daisy went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain

Well, Brian's house is a mess now and covered in limbs
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Dita and Tim
Then he tied up the roadies and he held the groupies hostage
And he ground up poor Manson into long pig sausage
He got Jeordie and Vrenna with an old German Luger
And he slashed down Pogo just like Freddy Krueger
Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Trent
It's what happens when you mess with a chronic malcontent

The night Scott went crazy
The night Putesky went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the studio
Without stepping in rock star guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circling 'round in the sky
Now the bullets keep flying the body count's rising
And everybody's dying to know - oh Scott, oh why?
My, my, my, my - you used to be such a quiet guy.

Yes, little mall goths, now Scott's doing time
In a Federal prison for his heinous crime
Hey little friends now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years.

But now Zim Zum's in therapy and Gidget's still nervous
And the groupies now attend regular church service
And they say Jessicka she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
(They talk about)

The night Scott went crazy
The night Daisy Berkowitz flipped
Broke his back for some royalties
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

The night Scott went crazy
The night Daisy went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya something finally must've snapped in his brain.