-> "Paordy Power!"
Original Song Title:
"Polka Power!"
Parody Song Title:
"Paordy Power!"
The Lyrics
Mel B: yo, I'll tell you what is up, what is really, really up
Geri: so tell 'em what is up, what is really, really up
Mel B: I'll tell you what is up, what is really, really up
Geri: so tell 'em what is up, cos you really piss me off
Mel B: we wanna quit, we wanna quit
we wanna quit, we wanna quit
we really, really, really, really want a real career ahh
Mel C: if you want these b*tches, then kiss my ass
Emma: if they wanna "sing" with me, better make it fast
Mel B: girls, don't be wasting my precious time
Geri: let's just get this over, so I can pay my fines
Hey!
Oh, I just went to Taco Bell,
And at Wendy's, it's clean like hell.
Oh, I went into a Pizza Hut,
And it's a sin, cuz' I'm a glut.
Grillin' superstar-that is what you are
Grill up some burgers, and then some hot dods
Grill away with me, we could grill a steak
We can cover this in the sauce,uh-huh
Don't forget to girl some chicken, uh huh
Everybody(yeah)
Spend your money(yeah)
Everybody
Spend your money right!
On Backstreet's crap, TONIGHT!
ALRIGHT!
Come on there Will Ferrell, give Walken some more cowbell,
That's right 6 times this damn guy, hosted Saturday Night Live,
Hopefully there will be more, some others are good,
But your cerebrum knows that this here guy named Walken brings the fun.
This here guy named Walken brings the fun
Teenage and Mutant Ninja Turtles
Ninja Turtles, Teenage and Mutant
Teenage and Mutant Ninja Turtles
Ninja Turtles, Teenage and Mutant
Teenage and Mutant Ninja Turtles
Ninja Turtles, Teenage and Mutant
I've got my town, it's in the Almanac
You're never gonna keep me out
Gotta get some now, get knocked up again
You're never gonna beat me now
I get No Doubt, but I'm an opera fan
You're never gonna beat me now
I get knocked down, by an elephant.
You're neva gonna beat me down
Greasy on a plate of fries
Grease is on the plate of fries
Grease all over plates of fri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ies
I wanna flush you right down, well I will, well I will
I wanna flush you down, well I will, well I will
I'm throwing you in the toilet, I'm throwing you in the toilet,
I will
Yeah, yeah well I will
I want something else
So send me a dog
Not a whippet that bites, baby, baby
I want something else
I'll be thirty when he has
To die
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot do do do
There's lots of fuzzy, furry ones
That wanna hump your bone
And lots of scaly, scary ones
Get in line, everyone
They're on sale now, in my pet shop
They're on sale now, in my pet shop
Hip hop getting killed by doo wop
Doo wop getting killed by live pop
Live pop getting killed by pop up
Pop up talks about hip hop
Tupac still putting down that hip hop
And Boo Kap still doing the doo wop
Jive crop still likes doing live pop
And VH1 loves that pop up, ba doo
I had sex with candy and
Melts in your mouth, not your hand
Saved the wrapper in the event
I needed protection
Man, I hope it was a dream
Closure time - time to check the coverage of the basepairs that you have run
Closure time - this gap won't be closed until your assembling and your edits are done
So order all your primers and walk off your oligos, I hope you don't hit a dead end
Closure time - every new beginning comes from some other sequence's end
I know who I want to make the clones
I know which primers can close the holes
I know how to sequence a genome
On my own....
'Cause it's closure time
Yeah it's closure time
We're talkin' 'bout closure time
It's really closure time
Hey
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