A man who loves his Coffey
While he takes the pill
Always has places to go
With his license to thrill

Risk is the board game he plays
As he cheats every time
'Cause if you wanna win
You gotta carry some Spare Darts

He's a man who loves his wine
So serve nice and direct
As he trips on over into the bathroom, and
Pees on his feet

But evil's watching
So he's always on his guard
Cause if your gonna be a spy and wack'em
You better carry some Spare Darts

He's always freak'en there
When the Ice begins to melt
He wouldn't care if they kicked him and grabbed him
And shot him and stabbed him
And nailed Mr. Happy to the wall

Faking a heart attack twice a day
Is a tough job for any man
But his hours are flexible
And he's got a great licensed plan

By the way if you walked in late
remind me to re-wined and say...
The name of this movie is Spare Darts
They call it Spare Darts
You're watching Spare Darts
It's the theme from Spare DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......
(Some one off camera throws a pie in the singers face just as fast and in the same way
"Weird" Al's head exploded in the movie "Spy Hard" witch in turns is a parody of
Tom Jones who passes out while singing the last note in the theme song to
Thunderball a Bond film with Sean Connery . )