As I walk through the valley where I harvest my crops
I take a look at my dress and realise it really rocks
But that's just perfect for a Tranny like me
You know I shun fancy things like sex activity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking goats
Jebediah strangles chickens
And Jacob gloats
And I've been milking and gloating so long
That even my dog thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the dress, I am into sewing
Got a needle in my hand and a machine in my bin
But if I finish my sewing and you make the tea
Then tonight we're gonna party like its 1693

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We've been spending most our lives living in a Tranny paradise
We do doggy once or twice living in a Tranny paradise
It's hot work and sacrifice living in a Tranny paradise
We sell thongs at discount price living in a Tranny paradise

A local man slapped me on the ass last week
I just smiled at him and I kissed him on the cheek
I really don't care in fact I wish him well
‘Cause I'll be laughing my head off
When he's living in Jail
But I ain't ever kissed a tourist even if he deserved it
A Tranny with big boobs
You know that's unheard of
I never wear bras but I've got a cool cat
And my homies agree I really look good in tights
If you come to visit you'll be screwed to tears
We haven't even played the guitar in 300 years
But we ain't really straight so please don't point and stare
We're just sexologically prepared


There's no bras no beds no sex police
Not a single luxury
Like the red light district
We're as tarty as can be

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We've been spending most our lives living in a Tranny paradise
We're just simple guys in tights living in a Tranny paradise
We've been spending most our lives living in a Tranny paradise
We all fight, we don't play nice living in a Tranny paradise

Hitched a ride with gay men
Gave them loads of pleasure
Took all of there money
Soon I'll break another
Think you're always right now
Think you're really hot
Well I know I'm a million times as sexy as you are
I'm the Tranny little Tranlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night
Scoring points for the Tranny life
So don't be gay and don't be sissy
Or else my brother I might have too get all weird and kissy kissy

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We've been spending most our lives living in a Tranny paradise
We're all crazy men in tights living in a Tranny paradise
We've been spending most our lives living in a Tranny paradise
It's hot work and sacrifice living in a Tranny paradise (X2)

We're just simple guys in tights living in a Tranny paradise
But your mum, she thinks its right living in a Tranny paradise