As I walk to Soldier Field where my beloved Bears play
I take a look at Rex Grossman and hope he has good day
It has not been so for a Bears Fan like me
You know he throws off his back foot consistantly

At 10:30 in the morning he is playing catch
It seems like Muhammad's playing fetch... fool
And he's been overthrowing his recievers so long that
All the DB's think that his arm's too strong


I'm a fan in the stands
I'm into a Bears win
But keeping Grossman in
I think it's a sin

But if you keep our Quarterback in
And he runs a good play
Then we will not torment him...
'till the very next day

He's been spending most his life
Livin' in a back foot paradise
He has trown a pick once or twice
Livin' in a back foot paradise
The coach is making a sacrifice
Livin' in a back foot paradise
His salary will go down in price
Livin' in a back foot paradise

Brad Maynard will be kicking 10 punts this week
The D might smile at him, or just slap him on the cheek
He really won't care but he'll wish them well
Cuz he'll need help, to get out of his hell
But he ain't ever thrown a good pass even to win
Grossman with a flair, you know that's unheard of
He has no heart to win and I don't think that's cool
And his teammates agree that he acts like a big...fool

When teams come to visit
they'll be joyed to tears
They haven't had this many picks
in 300 years

But he ain't really great
so please din't point and stare
He's just ability-impaired

There's no skill, no fight, no front - foot
Not a single pass TD
Like good ol' Kyle Orton
He's as terrible as can be

He's been spending most his life
Livin' in a back foot paradise
He is just a terrible guy
Livin' in a back foot paradise
There's no time for no advice
Livin' in a back foot paradise
His passis just don't look nice
Livin in a back foot paradise

Throwin' off his back foot
Plays worse than his brother
Threw a pick on Monday
Soon he'll throw another

Thing he throws a good pass?
Think he plays with heart?
Well than you are way more stupid
than I had first thought

He is the dumbist guy
the little Bear fans want him
to die this here night
and go on to the afterlife

Put Greise in, he won't be weiny,
cuz if he is Kyle Orton will take over for his heinie

He's been spending most his life
Livin' in a back foot paradise
Lovie Smith has rolled the dice
Livin' in a back foot paradise
There's no hope in the Bear Fans' eyes
Livin' in a back foot paradise
I know that it really bites
Livin' in a back foot paradise
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhh
Yech!!!