So...Cowabunga, yo
I'm a ninja, baby
That mutation gravy ( everybody)

So...Cowabunga, yo
I'm a ninja turtle
Mutant on the half shell

I ain't, I ain't, I ain't
A typin' really that crappily
Never gonna learn to type properly
You wanna see typin' atrocity, atrocity?

I know you don't type as bad as mine
I know you can't type as bad as mine
I know I gave up 'fore I tried
I suck, you don't, you don't, you don't

Bad I type, I type, I type, I type
Bad I type, I type, I type


All I wanna do is have some lunch
From all the squirming, I’m not the only one
All I wanna do is have some lunch
Got a bad feeling this meeting has just begun
All I wanna do is have some lunch
I need a double-cheeseburger with a side of fries and a Diet-Coke™

Help me; I'm gonna pass out
Help me; Now where is Pirates 3?
Help me; It ain't released yet
But it will get to you Yanks first

I'm tempted to move to the USA
It has more movies and Transformers
I'm sick of taking this crap ev'ryday
It's all a whole bunch of rot
I still love Aussie a lot


You were banged, banged, banged, banged, and banged.
And maimed, maimed, maimed.
You were banged, banged, banged, banged, and banged.
You are so pissed, but let it go.


Little men with anten-nas said "bend", I said "when?", they said "now"..holy cow!
My sphincter was open wideno!
Were Vulcans ever this darn mean?
Metal tube without lube..I'm a rube, and I almost cried
As it slipped inside

I said "CanI remind you
Of the other orifices free?
When you scanmy behind, do
You amuse yourselves?" Man, I'm sick of these
U-hoo, U-hoo, U-hoo F-in' Os!!


They're still at the stage like they just walked in the batting cage
I've seen better plays from a corpse that was dug from a grave!
They're still at the stage like they just walked in the batting cage
They're still at the stage like they just walked in the batting cage


I ate all the food
That you ordered
You ate some of that food
Then you said "Help yourself"

Let's just go and do this thing
Let's just go and do this thing
Let's just go and do this thing
Do this down and dirty thing


Hotdog Bun
Fill your tum
To hate would be insane
Hotdog bun
Yummy yum
Yummy yum (Hotdog Bun, Hotdog Bun)
Yummy yum (Hotdog Bun, Hotdog Bun)
Yummy yum (Hotdog Bun, Hotdog Bun)
Yummy yum (Hotdog Bun, Hotdog Bun)

Do you have the time,
To listen to me whine?
About the people living across the street.
They are one of those,
Annoying stupid fools.
They're always makin' noise,
No doubt about it.

Sometimes they stay up until dawn.
They never seem to mow their lawn.
The junk keeps adding up,
Their dog just won't shut up.
Am I just paranoid,
In my own home?