-> "A Woman (Jessica Yaniv)"
Original Song Title:
"Your Woman"
Parody Song Title:
"A Woman (Jessica Yaniv)"
The Lyrics
(Verse 1)
So I was looking to clear out some hair
After putting on a wig, makeup, and dress
Living here in Canada so it’s fair
Got Lindsey Shepard no Twit-ter access+
Hearing from salon, I made a scene
Saying that these own-ers, are so mean
Requested Brazilian for, my corncob*
My social justice rights they tried to rob
Why can’t they just do their job
(Bridge)
Well I’ve got a privilege for you
Cause I’m now a part of L,G,B,T, and Q
(Chorus)
I was never born a woman
I was never born a woman
I was never born a woman
I was never born a woman
(Verse 2)
Going to the girls room once again
To sneak in some selfies and panty shots
I bring up my issues on Infowars
Others think that I, have twisted thoughts
But these bigots don’t have, open minds
They’re more used to keeping on their blinds
Party in a pool
Have some fun
Minors with no clothes, above waist
No adults there except me
(Bridge)
(Chorus)
(Instrumental)
Don’t confuse me with NAMBLA trash
I could still get an abortion, if I had cash
I was never born a woman (x4)
(Outro)
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