Song Parodies -> "I Will Always Hate School"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Always Love You"

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Original Performer:

"I Will Always Hate School"

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The Lyrics

No, I don't really cheat on worksheets, honest :)

Stuck here
All day
Writing pointless five-page essays
I just groan
'Cause I know
I don't get out of this place till May.

And I...
Will always hate school, ooh
Will always hate school
School...
And college too

Tried to cheat
On a worksheet
I'll get detentions till I'm thirty
Why, oh, why,
Is junior high
The worst place that I will ever see?

And I
Will always hate school, ooh
Will always hate school

(Instrumental sax break played by school band)

I have library fines
Gotta pay $22.99
And I wish that I could,
Get out of here
'Cause school really stinks,
And it is not fun...

AND EYE-EEEEEE-EYE
Will always hate school!
I'll always hate school
I will always hate school!
I will always hate school!

I, I will always hate...
School...
School
Yes, I hate school
I'll always
Hate...
School...
Oooh,
Ooh

lebeiw@lycos.com

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Rice Cube - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment

School sucks ass. That's why I got out :-D

Billy Florio - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment

College doesnt suck.....so dont say that..anyway, good parody

Klarissa - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment

I think college is pretty bad. I'm still not learning anything, the food is terrible, and I have to pay for it all! Great parody though.

lebeiw15 - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment

I should have left the part about college out, since I've never actually experienced it anyway... but I thought it rang pretty nicely, and I couldn't think of anything else to use in that line...

Rice Cube - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment

It really depends on which college you go to and what you study. Your friends are important too in making the experience worthwhile. That's why I had good experiences outside of class at Berkeley and Duke. I hated going to class though...that was my naptime, so I can't really complain :-D

Thunderbolt - April 05, 2003 - Report this comment

$22.99? You must have been really irresponsible...

T.J.$ - April 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Ya, school does suck, especially Junior high. I can't stand preps. They think they're so much better than everyone else. GREAT parody !

walrus - April 06, 2003 - Report this comment

I truly agree with everything you said, T.J.$!

lebeiw15 - April 06, 2003 - Report this comment

Ditto! Also see my parody of "Don't Know Why" by Norah Jones called "Junior High"-- same concept as this one. Thanks to everyone for their comments.

Becca - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment

no one could of sed it better!!!!! this is gonna be stuck in my head when ever im in class!! and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always hate sccccohohohohol lol yea well its awsome

Joelle - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Great job!

Fitu - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Dude everybody hates school, they've been going to school ever since they started.

Dog - October 06, 2019 - Report this comment

Cuz I hate schooooooooooool! (Epic piano riff) School!

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