Surreal and hypnotic! The parodic equivalent of Ravel's "Bolero" and Bunuel's "Un Chien Andalou," except this is "Une Vache Andalou." 5s. All of Fack's submissions today are magnificent in their own rights.

Thanks, Claude

You're welcome. Through you, I have learned about British pop artists by listening to them on YouTube. I am French-born and write some dreamy classical stuff, so I found your British youth music to be refreshingly anarchic -- a quality which you incorporate in your angry, soulful, stream-of-consciousness parodies. Écrivez toujours!

What does ecrivez toujours mean

Write always.

I will. As you're pary French, should I parody some Air

I suggest you parody anything that has a story or a point of view. Substitute your own story, using the exact rhythm of the OS. For example, you could tell the story of Louise Woodward using God Save the Queen as your OS. Put yourself in the place of the reader and make sure he understands the names and places you mention. Keep it simple. What I do is print out the lyrics of the OS, sit on the couch with a pen, and write my own story to the format of the printout -- same number of syllables to a line, same pacing to a line, same number of lines, same rhyme scheme, etc.
BTW, I don't parody French; I am French, mon ami (my friend).

What does mon ami mean. How do you know about Louise Woodward. And do you know who Alexa Chung is