Now this is the story all about how
My town got flipped, and schools locked down
It’ll only take a minute, don’t throw a fidge
I'll tell you how I got in the prints in the borough, Ambridge

In… west Philadelphia, born and raised
At tooth-hurty, when my teeth started to ache
‘Ceptionist dialed my voicemail, the fool
She heard “…shooting some people outside of the school”

Well the dispatcher guys closed the schools up for good
Think I’m causing trouble in my neighborhood
I got in cuffs, went downtown, and my mom got scared
I said "It’s only just the lyrics from Fresh Prince of Bel-air"

I laughed and peed my britches… end of the day
My dad says there’s “sue case” and met an attor-nay
Yahoo! had a link, I decided to click it
I put my think-cap on, and said “I should have sung Whip It”

Next class, yo… this is bad
Every student stares at me like I passed gas
Well at least it’s TGIF, well kinda like
Hmm… this might be alright!

I penciled for a test and when time came near
The teacher in French, she had some dice in her ears
She winked at me, smiled, said “I bet you don‘t care,
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!”

Bus… pulled… up to my house about three thirty-eight
And I yelled to the driver "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Felt kinda hungry, and I raided my fridge
And sat on my throne as the prince of Ambridge