Filled with pain!
Those house elves are wrapped in chains!
Trapped in Hogwarts as our slaves!
Since we're so magical this seems cruel!

And I say "Nay!" (Nay!)
It's so criminal, We're enraged
Since they don't earn a living wage
This seems so wrong, I must shudder

Tossed in a dungeon baking tarts
Prisioners in sheets
Fanciful racism, These critters should be freed!
Workin' till they die! Hooks in all their ears!
Fluffin' feathers and crushin' pepper
They work for our pleasure

It's medieval bondage when they whip themselves hard
Let's go free the house elves! (Let's free the house elves!)
Since they just maced their nards! (Maced their nards!)

And I say "Nay!" (Nay!)
This phenomenal magic place
Where students learn each chant and phrase
Castin' spells at each other!

They're in each kitchen and each bar
Hidden in each suite
Victim to tradition, Traditions we must beat
Hand them socks or ties, Locks'll disappear
Knittin' sweaters and mailin' letters
While we roll in treasure!

Their lives are depressin' since they smell like old farts
Let's go free the house elves (Let's free the house elves!)
Then treat their race like stars! (Race like stars!)

And I say "Nay!" (Nay!)
Took a blunderbuss to the face?!
Think they're disturbed, It's a disgrace!
That mystic throng aren't just suckers!
Might be gullible but they're tame
Their skulls all hurt when lamps are maimed
And stick their tongues into blenders (Nay!)

We have magical lives to save! (Save!)
We have magical lives to save! (Save!)