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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Bing Crosby
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Bing Crosby.
Bing Crosby
Bing Crosby's, " White Christmas"
Better Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white tuchas
Just like the one's I used to know
Where it made her happy
And made me snappy
To just get laid in the snow
Just like the one's I used to know
Where it made her happy
And made me snappy
To just get laid in the snow
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the one's I used to know
Where the tree tops glisten
And children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
Just like the one's I used to know
Where the tree tops glisten
And children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
Submitted by: Stuzys
Bing Crosby's, "Do You Hear What I Hear"
Better Lyrics:
Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy:
Do you hear what I hear?
Do you see what I hear?
Gad, I fear I've gone mad, said the boy
Did I hear a lamb talk?
Did I hear a lamb talk?
Do you hear what I hear?
Do you see what I hear?
Gad, I fear I've gone mad, said the boy
Did I hear a lamb talk?
Did I hear a lamb talk?
Original Lyrics:
Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy:
Do you hear what I hear?
Do you hear what I hear?
Ringing thru the sky, shepherd boy
Do you hear what I hear?
Do you hear what I hear?
Do you hear what I hear?
Do you hear what I hear?
Ringing thru the sky, shepherd boy
Do you hear what I hear?
Do you hear what I hear?
Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Bing Crosby's, "Do You Hear What I Hear"
Better Lyrics:
Said the night wind to the little lamb
Do you see what I see?
Do you see what I see?
Sure, I'd have to be blind, said the lamb
To not see what wind sees
To not see what wind sees
Do you see what I see?
Do you see what I see?
Sure, I'd have to be blind, said the lamb
To not see what wind sees
To not see what wind sees
Original Lyrics:
Said the night wind to the little lamb
Do you see what I see?
Do you see what I see?
Way up in the sky, little lamb
Do you see what I see?
Do you see what I see?
Do you see what I see?
Do you see what I see?
Way up in the sky, little lamb
Do you see what I see?
Do you see what I see?
Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
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