Boomtown Rats

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Boomtown Rats.

Boomtown Rats

Boomtown Rats', "I Don't Like Mondays"

Better Lyrics:

('Autism parents' often say, "I love my child, but I hate their autism." However, when you hate autism, you hate autistic people's neurology, the very thing that makes us who we are, and thus hate the very core of our personhood. This Epic Logic was provided to you courtesy of Autism.)
Tell me why
I don’t love my child
Tell me why
I don’t love my child
Tell me why
I don’t love my child
I wanna shoot autism down

Original Lyrics:

Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down

Submitted by: Sheogorath

Boomtown Rats', "I Don't Like Mondays"

Better Lyrics:

(Tell me why) I don't like mushrooms
(Tell me why) I don't like mushrooms
(Tell me why) I don't like mushrooms
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot those fungi down.

Original Lyrics:

(Tell me why) I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why) I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why) I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot the whole day down.

Submitted by: Hu's On First

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