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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Mariah Carey
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Mariah Carey.
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey's, "All I want for Christmas is You "
Better Lyrics:
All I want for Christmas is "me."
I need to find "me."
I need to find "me."
Original Lyrics:
All I want for Christmas is You
Submitted by: Steven Wynn
Mariah Carey's, "Heartbreaker"
Better Lyrics:
Slave driver you crack the whip at me,
If I do not pick cotton consistently,
Oh why did you have to go and purchase me?
And I just knew right from the start,
You'd abuse me after dark
If I do not pick cotton consistently,
Oh why did you have to go and purchase me?
And I just knew right from the start,
You'd abuse me after dark
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker you've got the best of me,
but I just keep on coming back incessantly,
Oh why did you have to run your game on me?
I should have known right from the start,
you'd go and break my heart
but I just keep on coming back incessantly,
Oh why did you have to run your game on me?
I should have known right from the start,
you'd go and break my heart
Submitted by: Brady Turner
Mariah Carey's, "Vision of Love"
Better Lyrics:
We have a vision of blood
To establish an Islamist country
We have a vision of blood
To follow what the Prophet has decreed
Let the infidels scream
Satanists all filled with religiosity
To stay alive
Convert to Islam or pay a fee
Excuse us, we have to kill some Yazindis...
To establish an Islamist country
We have a vision of blood
To follow what the Prophet has decreed
Let the infidels scream
Satanists all filled with religiosity
To stay alive
Convert to Islam or pay a fee
Excuse us, we have to kill some Yazindis...
Original Lyrics:
I had a vision of love
And it was all that you've given to me
I had a vision of love
And it was all that you've given me
I've realized a dream
And I visualized the love that came to be
Feel so alive
I'm so thankful that I've received
The answer that Heaven has sent down to me
And it was all that you've given to me
I had a vision of love
And it was all that you've given me
I've realized a dream
And I visualized the love that came to be
Feel so alive
I'm so thankful that I've received
The answer that Heaven has sent down to me
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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