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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Dickie Jones
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Dickie Jones.
Dickie Jones
Dickie Jones', "I’ve Got No Strings"
Better Lyrics:
I’ve got no balls to weigh me down
To make me threat, swing my dick around
I had balls, but now, you see
There are no balls on me
To make me threat, swing my dick around
I had balls, but now, you see
There are no balls on me
Original Lyrics:
I’ve got no strings to hold me down
To make me fret, or make me frown
I had strings, but now I'm free
There are no strings on me
To make me fret, or make me frown
I had strings, but now I'm free
There are no strings on me
Submitted by: Sheogorath
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