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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Eminem
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Eminem.
Eminem
Eminem's, "Ass like that"
Better Lyrics:
The way I eat it, I can't believe it
I ain't never eaten cheese like that
I ain't never eaten cheese like that
Original Lyrics:
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
Submitted by: Andrea Huckstep
Eminem's, "Cleaning Out My Closet"
Better Lyrics:
I know you want to hurt me,
I know you want to kill me,
I know you want me to die
but tonight,
I'm hiding in my closet
I know you want to kill me,
I know you want me to die
but tonight,
I'm hiding in my closet
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry momma,
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry
but tonight,
I'm cleaning out my closet
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry
but tonight,
I'm cleaning out my closet
Submitted by: Badger Knight
Eminem's, "Cleaning Out My Closet"
Better Lyrics:
I'm sorry momma,
I never meant to kill you,
I never meant to make you die
but tonight,
I'm cleaning off my steak knife
I never meant to kill you,
I never meant to make you die
but tonight,
I'm cleaning off my steak knife
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry momma,
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry
but tonight,
I'm cleaning out my closet
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry
but tonight,
I'm cleaning out my closet
Submitted by: SmartyPants
Eminem's, "Just Lose It"
Better Lyrics:
Come here, everyone, it's storytime
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean "rap" as in a new case
Of sexual assault accusations
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, no worries
Teachers got a brand new bag of work
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything but teenage girls
And that's not a stab at Jake Paul
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean "rap" as in a new case
Of sexual assault accusations
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, no worries
Teachers got a brand new bag of work
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything but teenage girls
And that's not a stab at Jake Paul
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
Original Lyrics:
Come here, little kiddies, on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean "rap" as in a new case
Of child molestation accusations
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, no worries
Papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything but little boys
And that's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean "rap" as in a new case
Of child molestation accusations
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, no worries
Papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything but little boys
And that's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
Submitted by: Kevin Yeh
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Better Lyrics:
I'm Tom Brady, yes I'm the real Bray
All you other Tom Brady's are just imitating
So won't the real Tom Brady please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?
All you other Tom Brady's are just imitating
So won't the real Tom Brady please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?
Original Lyrics:
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?
Submitted by: Psycho Librarian
Eminem's, "Without Me "
Better Lyrics:
now this looks like a job for steve
so everybody just follow steve
cause we got some birds to feed
cause they would get so hungry without me
so everybody just follow steve
cause we got some birds to feed
cause they would get so hungry without me
Original Lyrics:
now this looks like a job for me
so everybody just follow me
cause we need a little controversy
cause it feels so empty without me
so everybody just follow me
cause we need a little controversy
cause it feels so empty without me
Submitted by: Chance Gollnick
Eminem's, "Without Me"
Better Lyrics:
Hey! Here's a concept that works
Twenty million other Leaf fans will emerge
But no matter how many butts in the seats
It'll be so empty with no Leafs
Twenty million other Leaf fans will emerge
But no matter how many butts in the seats
It'll be so empty with no Leafs
Original Lyrics:
Hey! Here's a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me
Submitted by: bottle of what
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